Right: Hi. Have you tried the tortilla dip? It's fab.
Wrong: Hi. I'm staying away from the tortilla dip because I'm on a diet and anyway, I feel ratchet tonight. I blame my parents. They split up when I was young so you'll probably dump me-if you even go out with me in the first place. I've always felt like a loser. Let me tell you all about it...
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