Boy speak

What he says: Call you later. What he means: If I remember, and even then, not for at least a week.
What he says: I need space. What he means: ...for my other girlfriends.
What he says: Do you want a back rub? What he means: I want to grope you.
What he says: Hi. Your friend looks nice. What he means: I like her and I'm using you to get her.
What he says: She's ugly/fat/lesbian What he means: I liked her and she didn't like me back
What he says: I think we should be free to see other people. What he means: I already am.
What he says: We can still be friends. What he means: You're history.
What he says: It's not you, it's me. What he means: It's you.